On the Seriousness of Tourists #11


I shall wait for all of you to cross.  All of you just leaping across the stones, oohing and ahhing.  Tourists who’ve read Harry Potter and played Pokeman Go.  Banal, I say.  Yes, yes, you are!

Me!  I am Aero, my avatar.  I will wait all night by the Ayleid ruins for you to leave me be.  I will swing my sword Dawnbreaker and strike fire at the monsters lurking in these waters.  I will shoot my storm mana at dragons in the sky.  I will dodge the evil wizards hiding in the woods across the way.  Yes, yes, I will wait.

I may be in England, but I live in Skyrim.


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